This is a personal log. It’s an account from my perspective. Some readers may know me, may feature in my retelling and may disagree with what I’ve written. But as I say this is my story from my perspective. This is how I see it and how I’ve come to terms with where I am now.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Micro-Fiction

Our most recent task was to write a piece of micro-fiction.  This was something I wasn’t familiar with.  Basically we were to write a complete story that had a start, middle and end in less than 150 words.  Now I read epics.  I very rarely read anything less than a 500 page novel so this was completely alien to me.  That said, having spent a bit of time researching the subject and reading some examples it’s certainly something I’m going to be spending some time on in the future. 

I came in with 113 words in the end and the tutor was very complimentary with my submission.  My original title was Lunchtime Pleasure/Shame.  He suggested I simplify it. 

Lunch

Sat on the corner of the bed he pulled on a rolled up sock and reached out to grab the other which had been discarded with haste.  He slipped into his shoes and stood to fix his trousers and tuck in his shirt.  As he looked into the mirror to fix his hair he noticed his lips were rouged and engorged where she’d playfully bit down on them.  As he knotted his tie he heard the water stop.  He quickly left the money on the sideboard and made his way to the exit.  As he closed the door he checked his watch.  ‘Still time to grab a sandwich to eat at my desk’.
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I also had a quick attempt at Nano-Fiction (under 50 words).  I’m not sure how original this is, but it made me smile:

As their eyes met across the street Ben stopped in his tracks.  This was the woman he’d spend the rest of this life with he thought.  That was when the bus hit. 


TV Challenge

The next task was to write a scene/episode from a TV programme.  I think he wanted us to write something outside of our comfort zones.  Using other people’s characters, creations, voices.  I’d originally gone with a French TV programme but realised that as I read the subtitles the dialogue wouldn’t come across as natural as I thought he’d want so  I chose the BBC’s Outnumbered.  The tutor liked what I submitted, but then admitted that whilst he was familiar with the concept of the programmes premise he wasn’t familiar with the characters so I’m not sure how I actually got on. 

Outnumbered

                “Bu, but, but if Noah brought only two of each animal onto the ark and they had babies, then those babies would have to have babies with each other.” Karen said into the phone, “but that would make them brother and sister. You can’t have babies with your brother.  I saw it on the news.  That man went to prison.”  She paused to hear a response on the other end of the phone.
                “I know they’re animals but they’re still not allowed to do it.  And if, if, there were only two dogs then how do we have lots of different dogs?
                “No it doesn’t say that he brought two types of each dog.  Just two dogs.
                “I don’t believe you.”
                “Who’s Karen talking to?” Sue asked as she walked into the kitchen.
                “Dunno” Pete responded as he turned the page of a workbook he was marking.
                “Who’s on the phone?” Sue called over to Karen as she sat next to Pete at the table.
                “Matthew”
                Sue and Pete gave each other quizzical looks “Who’s Matthew?”
                “Who are you again?” Karen asked, “he’s from an insurance company.  Wants to talk to you.” Sue shook her head and gave a waving gesture to indicate she didn’t want to talk to him. “No she doesn’t want to talk to you.  But what about the dove? If Noah sent out the dove did the other dove not get lonely? Did it already have babies before the other one flew off? No, don’t go, we’ve not talked about the fish yet.  What happened to all the fish once the floods went? There must have been loads? Oh, ok, bye then.”  Karen hung up the phone.  “He was nice, but he didn’t seem to know a lot.” She skipped out the kitchen and headed upstairs.
                “Ben’s very quiet” Sue observed as she looked over at him working on the computer. “Is he watching videos of animals trying to kill each other or looking up information on how to make a bomb?
                “Ben what are you up to?” she called over.
                “Homework.”   
                Pete lifted his gaze from his “Homework?” he questioned, “since when do you do homework?”
                “Since Miss Jenkins started subbing his maths class” Jake piped up from his corner of the room. Ben blushed slightly and pretended he hadn’t heard what was said.
                “Oh” responded Pete with a knowing grin.
                “Oh? What’s oh?” asked Sue.
                “Nothin’, most boys do Miss Jenkins’ homework” Pete responded casually.
                “Why’s that?”
                “She’s... a good teacher.  She... she gets results.” 
                “She’s fit” Jake called over smirking as he saw his dad squirm in his chair.
                “Oh god no, please tell me Ben’s not at that stage already? He’s only in year 8.” She said in a quieter tone so that only Pete could pick on what was said.
                “Looks like it” he responded with a mix of pride and fear in his voice.
                “You’re going to have to talk to him.”
                “No I’m not.  He’s not there yet... he’s, he’s just at a point where he’s appreciating the female form and to be honest I can’t blame him.”
                “What you mean?”        
                “Well... Miss Jenkins is kinda...”
                “Kinda what?” Sue asked with a hint of tension.
                “She’s just one of those teachers school boys can appreciate...”
                “She’s mega fit” Jake called across the room “and wears low cut tops.”
                “She wears low cut tops?” she quizzed Pete “is she allowed to wear low cut tops?” a hint of anger in her voice.
                “Well she adheres to the schools dress code so...”
                “Is it just the school boys who appreciate her?”
                “I’ve seen dad looking” Jake added seeing where this was going.
                Pete shot Jake a look and tried to appease Sue “everyone looks.  It’s natural to look... she’s very...”
                “Very what?!”
                “...easy to look at?” Pete tried.
                At this Sue got up and went to leave.  “No don’t be like that...! It’s not like you’ve not looked at other people...”
                “I’ve not looked at people that are meant to be educating our children!” Sue spat back.
                “You’ve looked at me... It’s not like I’m acting on anything.  I just appreciate...”
                “Appreciate her what exactly?”
                “Her way with the pupils?”
                “What’s that mean?”
                “Well... it has Ben doing his homework...”
                She didn’t know what to say to that but he had a point she supposed.

Dinner

The next assignment was all about writing a conversation in which lies were told, but not in an explicit way.  Not in a way that used the whole ‘he lied’, ‘she lied’.  My story became more about half truths than full blown lies.  I submitted:

Dinner

As she climbed into bed he could smell the scent of his musk on her.  The smell of dried, mingled sweat.  She hadn’t even bothered to shower before coming to bed.  Hadn’t bothered to hide the fact she’d been with another man.  It didn’t worry him.  In fact he was pleased for her but at the same time it niggled at him how lax they’d become about the whole situation.
                “How was your evening?” he asked as she leant over to peck him on the cheek.  A trace of cologne filling his nostrils as she did so.  It was a familiar scent.  Not one he himself would wear, but one he favoured on others from time to time. 
                “Oh not too bad.  The food was good.  Went to that new place in town, you know the one that used to be Ricardo’s? Smith’s it’s called now.  I think it’s named after the chef.  Some guy that worked in all those top places in London or somewhere.  It wasn’t bad.  But it’s no Michelin star.
“The cocktails were good though.  Will definitely be going back for the cocktails.  The wee waiter that made them was so cute.  He’s only about twenty but he was doing the whole Tom Cruise routine.  Really took me back.  We should go some night.  You’d enjoy.
“The girls were asking for you?”
“Really?” he asked, “who was out?”
“Julie and Lynda” Gemma told him.  “Lynda’s pregnant.  That’s why we went out.  She’s over the moon.”
“That’s brilliant news” he said with a smile, knowing that they wouldn’t have stayed out too late.  That she’d have had the rest of the evening to spend with this new man.  And it was a new man, unless he’d suddenly changed his aftershave brand.  “I thought you said they’d given up hope?”
“We all thought that.  After that last time she’d said she couldn’t put herself through another course of IVF but they tried again and she’s now fourteen weeks.  The twelve week scans were very positive so they’re slowly sharing their news.  She just couldn’t keep it from us any longer and when we started eyeing up the cocktail menu she just blurted it out. We hadn’t even a drink in hand to toast the news.  But we made up for it.  Hehe” She chuckled.  “They’ll make great parents.  Talking of which, how were the little terrors?”
 “They’re fine” he said with a sigh, “Olive’s definitely becoming a teenager.  She was online chatting most of the evening and when I asked about her homework she slammed the door in my face.”
“Yeah, she’s been acting up the past few days with me too.  I suppose we were like that at her age. I’ll have a word.”
“We weren’t! We didn’t have mobile phones and the internet.”
“You’re right.  We were worse.  We’d chat on the phone when allowed or if it was free.  Used to listen to the next door neighbours on the Party Line and then tell each other what the scandal was.  Remember when we found out about Mrs Beatie and the butcher and it got out? Remember the trouble you caused?”             
“True”, he mused.  They’d listen to whatever snatches of conversation they could and then run round the block to each other’s houses to whisper conspiratorially about what they’d overheard.  He supposed they had done their fair share of homework avoidance and gossiping.  
The neighbour having an affair was the biggest scandal to hit the street.  The town.  Everyone was talking about.  It was his fault.  Not that Mrs Beatie ever found out it was because he’d been listening in on her.  Now what would have been a major scandal back then was everyday life to them now.  No, he corrected himself.  No one was having an affair.  They were just living their lives. 

“Grace may be coming down with something.  She had a bit of a temperature so I gave her some Calpol but I’m wondering if she’s just making her symptoms sound worse to get out of school again.  Tomorrow’s Wednesday so it’s her PE day.  I’ve left her kit bag next her school bag, make sure she doesn’t leave without.  Don’t want another note back from school.  Oh and Libby may or may not have lice again.  I saw her scratching.  Can you do the needful?”
“Can’t you? I hate the smell of that stuff.  It stays with you all day no matter how many times you wash your hands.  I did it last time.”
“No, I did.”
“You did and she still had them and I had to follow up behind you.”
“See, exactly, that’s why I shouldn’t do it, you’ll just have to do it again anyway so there’s no point in the two of us having stinky hands” he grinned as he snuggled into her.  “Anyway I’m out early in the morning I have that breakfast meeting at eight.”
“Humph, ok” she conceded, “tho next time it’s definitely your turn.”
“Yeah, yeah” he smiled.  “I was thinking of heading out on Friday if you’ve nothing planned?”
“You planning on coming home?”
“Probably not” he admitted, “Brian has tickets to some opening of something, there’s a party afterwards.  Could be fun.”
“Yeah no problem, I was planning on taking the girls out shopping on Saturday anyway, so we could maybe make a whole day of it, go to the cinema and grab some food whilst out.  So no need to rush to come home.  I’ve made some dinner plans for Sunday evening myself if you don’t mind.
“How’s Brian anyway? He still with Trevor?”
“Your guess is as good as mine.  You know what they’re both like.”  They both chuckled at the thought.

“I’m shattered” Gemma said as she wriggled into her comfy spot on the bed.  “You reading for a bit longer?”
“No, gonna finish up, I’m tired myself and I’ve a long day tomorrow.”  He closed his book, marking the page he’d left on, leaned over to turn off the bedside lamp and moved into a more comfortable position beside his wife.  “Love you” he said as he gave her a final peck goodnight.
“Love you too” she whispered and he knew she meant it with all her heart.  It was left unsaid who Gemma was having dinner with, but that suited them both.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

What's that coming over the hill?

So in the first lesson we were tasked with writing ‘about a song’.  That meant anything.  We could literally write about a song, write about the meaning of the song or just take inspiration from either the title, theme or lyrics.  I think the tutor just wanted to get a feel for how we write.  I took inspiration from the title and submitted the following:

What's that coming over the hill?

Oliver shook Sophie awake. They'd been asleep for hours and the world about them was asleep too, but without having to say a word Sophie knew why she'd been roused from her slumber. 

It had been the same the night before. It had been the same the night before that also. In fact the past week had seen the same nightly routine. 

It had been like that since they'd come to this place. 

She too heard what had originally woken Oliver.  His eyes widened with fear. A reflection of her own, they had the same eyes she knew. She too was scared of the noise.  He climbed up onto the bed with her and they hugged each other tight.   

The sound was from the unseen monster. They could hear it getting closer, a deep grumbling growl, like the angry dog Sophie had once tried to pet when walking through the park.  Only this dog was ten times as angry and by the sounds of it ten times as big.  Sophie knew all about monsters.  Her father would tell her stories about them coming in the night and stealing naughty little children away. 

During the day that was ok because during the day Sophie was a big girl.  She was four years old and knew that no monsters would come for her.  She was too big and brave for such things and could ward them off with her fairy wand.  She knew all the spells.  But delighted in telling her brother, who was half her age, all about how the monsters would come and get him.  He could barely talk but believed every word his big sister said.

But now, for the fourth night in a row Sophie too was scared of the unseen creature making sounds as it approached looking for children to steal away in the night.  She reached for her fairy wand, which she kept safely hidden under her pillow, but she couldn’t feel it.  It wasn’t there.  Maybe it had fallen out of bed.  She wanted to search the floor for it.  But Oliver clung to her for dear life.  She tried to reassure him.  To peel free so that she could feel across the floor but it was no use he wouldn’t budge.  All the while the monster was getting louder, closer.  She knew she needed to find her wand to wish the monster away.  It had worked the previous nights.  She knew it would work tonight, if only she could find it.     

“Oliver let go, I need to get my wand.”

“Ugh, ugh” he clung tighter.

She hugged him to reassure him and spoke gently into his ear “I need to find my fairy wand.  The spell won’t work without it. You’re safe here in my bed.  The monster won’t know to look for you here.  Let me look for it.”

She crept down on to the floor and started to feel around.  The floor was a mess of toys.  She found lego and toy soldiers.  A Barbie doll and even a hair clip she thought she’d lost but there was no sign of the wand.  She thought about turning on the light for a better look but knew that that would only attract the monster so she had to stumble across the floor in darkness.

Oliver started to whimper again.  She had to stop him.  Had to quieten him down before he started to cry.  Before he woke their parents.  He’d woke them the first night and her mum had told her father off for telling them about monsters and told him to wait until they were older.  But Sophie was old.  She was 4! She was a big girl and needed to know all about them. She promised she wouldn’t get scared.  She was scared.

She went back to comfort her brother and after a few minutes he calmed down.  It also sounded as though the monster was going away again.  Maybe he’d found a child to steal away.  She’d thought that before.  On previous nights but he seemed to come back.  To patrol.  Sometimes he’d get close and then disappear from hearing only to come back again.   She had to find her wand. 

Oliver had fallen back over to sleep so she left him to it and rummaged around the room once more.  She’d had it the previous nights.  It had done its job and kept them safe but she couldn’t find it now. Now that it mattered.  She could hear the beast approaching again.

She saw a light through a gap in the curtain.  She froze.  Had it found them? She knew it had a light.  She’d seen it before, like a torch beam that would turn and come back again as he searched for naughty children.  But this light was different this was dull, but starting to brighten.  After a while she realised it was morning.  The sun was coming up.  This was the light she saw.  This meant they’d be safe.  Everyone knew that monsters only came when it was dark.

She got up into her bed and snuggled next to Oliver and went back to sleep. 

When she awoke Oliver had already gone.  She found him out watching television whilst mum was making breakfast.  She also found her wand.  It was sitting on the kitchen table.  She’d forgotten to bring it into the bedroom after all.  It was lucky she hadn’t needed it!

After breakfast they were going to go to the beach.  When they were ready she took her dad’s hand whilst Oliver ran in front of mum.  They left the road and took a shortcut up the hill and across the field.  The farmer was there in his tractor ploughing the earth.  He’d been working the ground the whole time they’d been on holiday.  He was friendly and would sometimes stop to talk with their dad.  He’d drive up and turn the tractor off because it made such a roar when he was using it.  It was a familiar roar, but she just couldn’t place it.  Today he just tooted his horn and waved.

Creative Writing

Again I’ve neglected this site. I was frustrated with lots of things out of my control and didn’t want to sound all negative all the time.  But I’m back (for the time being anyway)!  I’ve been doing a short creative writing course.  It’s interesting and I’m getting things out of it, but I’m probably enjoying the course more for all the wrong reasons.  I’ll not go into it all, but needless to say I’m enjoying the trek to college each week even if I am getting soaked in the rain due to the lack of reliable transport.  Going to pop some of the work I’ve done onto here.  It’s not great.  Some of it I like, some I don’t but it’s a start.